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Warm Woven Noodle Blankets
Warm woven noodle blankets, surfing down a marvellous stream, A waffled fife of hollowed noodles, being played in wondrous harmony. We dance along the fleeting river, our feet thwopping a healing melody, for…
Winter Music Recommendations 2025
Parliament Owls – A Span is All That We Can Boast If you are thirsting for new melodic math metal with dreamy dynamic vocals, then you’re gonna wanna check out Toronto’s Parliament Owls,…
Winter Book Recommendations 2024/25
Palestine – Joe Sacco Persepolis: The Story Of A Childhood – Marjane Satrapi Joyful Recollections of Trauma – Paul Scheer Especially great chapter on ADHD Slaughterhouse Five – Kurt Vonnegut Maus – Art…
Shower Thoughts
daydreaming in the shower, writing a reddit thread in my head, imagining what everyone will say… ruminating on the approval I seek.
The Pros and Cons of Going Outside
In a late-stage-capitalist dystopia, is nature overrated? I am surrounded by nature, but have to drive a car for about ten minutes in order to actually experience any real semblance of nature (in…
Letters to the Editor: Total Network Failure
Be me, a fly on the wall in this muggy apartment bathroom, seeking sanctuary from the relenting pop beats and strobing lights. I flew in on the trail of what I thought was…
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Marty’s Summer Music Recommendations 2024
Windows 96 – One Hundred Mornings I’ve been super thirsty for some cool synth all summer long, and Windows 96 has been keeping me hydrated with One Hundred Mornings. I’ve been delving more…
Speed Showering: The new sport that is sweeping the nation.
“At first I was just trying to find efficiencies in my morning routine,” Marty tells me as he pauses to take a long, quenching sip from his coffee. Finishing, he folds his bottom…
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