Thurston’s thirsty thought traps: Utopian Cafeteria Style Eating

In a true communist state, I would imagine, there would be great little state run cafeteria’s in every city and town. Modestly delicious nourishments served up cafeteria style for the masses at low to no cost, with the efficiency that only centralized planning could deliver. Owned and run by the community and workers, these hubs … Read more

Raw Hypothesis

I wonder if google is purposely re-engineering their search results to be shittier (ie making top results less relevant) in an effort to push people to favour their AI search instead? Or is AI SEO-ing their way into the top results, filling it up with irrelevant slop? It’s seeming harder for me to get past … Read more

Letters to the editor: New ADHD Torture SIM just Dropped.

Be me, your friendly dipteran reporter, awakened within a peculiar sanctum after a violent and relentless dogfight through some gnarly Manitoban wildfires. Last I recall, I was spiralling through a liminal state between death and fevered consciousness. Therefore, I cannot be certain which realm I presently find myself. Bright beams of sunlight crash through a … Read more

The Pros and Cons of Going Outside

In a late-stage-capitalist dystopia, is nature overrated? I am surrounded by nature, but have to drive a car for about ten minutes in order to actually experience any real semblance of nature (in which I can exist completely unimpeded by cars and technology). Even then, my favourite nature spots are becoming busier, as urban sprawl … Read more